Yeah, even writing it down feels right. Who knew?
I mean, Me’s got these semi-lightning-quick fingers to write with, and these alert and observant yet charmingly bleary eyes to see with, and this general body (very general, lately) and mind which I’m very used to (the mind is much prettier, IMHO, but it’s often hard to find things in it, so it all evens out, I guess), and Me has all these cool and helpful experiences that nobody else has had — totally, exactly, I mean — and best of all,
Me makes me laugh! (Quietly, though, ’cause BlueChef’s still in bed. I’ll just go outside when she really gets me going.) She’s hilarious! And occasionally she makes other people laugh too, which feels great!
Hey, Me. You’re hired. No interview. I already know what you’re gonna say. Mostly.
Even when nobody else understands, Me does. Eventually.
Yep. Sounding more and more like a plan all the time.
Hey, Me. Welcome. Feels good, don’t it!?
Hello, Me! Welcome, welcome! Here’s a big hug!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Oh, yeah! See? Me is great to have around, because she makes me feel good just being herself. I think I’ll keep her.
Plus she’s cute, too. Value-added service. (Whatever that means.)
Love you, Me — and everybody else too!